Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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