He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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