honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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