New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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