I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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