I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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