We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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