Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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