so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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