I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
