ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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