butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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