I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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