It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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