Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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