..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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