Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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