i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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