her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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