And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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