The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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