i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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