I wanna bring you to show and tell
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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