Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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