He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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