And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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