Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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