i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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