I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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