is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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