ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All the doctor said was why
Holy shit dude........stairs
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