it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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