I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"