thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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