pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.