It's just like the Real World with babies
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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