He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up