no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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