he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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