We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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