i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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