It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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