That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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