Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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