Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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