Duck Duck Cougar?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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