You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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