Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.