We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.