Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So much puke
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN