so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
BRING THE BAGELS
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.