you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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