I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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